To: alt.sex.strip-clubs@anon.penet.fi
Subject: Free Sex Slave Advice
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About the sex slave issue ....
(the issue being, "whadda-ya do with one?")

I can only offer this bit of advice:

If she (the sex slave) is EXTREMELY obese,
you should roll her around in flour and then
go for the wet spot.

I should warn you, however, that I am not speaking
from actual experience.  I picked this up from 
Billy MacHorn who shares the back row with me in
7th period Algebra Class.

Also while we were studying quadratic equations today,
Billy asked me the following question:

"Bob, Why is a fat woman like a mo-ped?"

Uh.....,  Dunno.

"They are a hell of a lot of fun to ride,
but you want to avoid letting your friends seeing you on top of one."

So, there ya have it; Bob & Billy in Algebra Class.
With this rate of knowledge transfer, I just know I'm gonna
graduate before I'm 50.

I hope I didn't hurt anyone's feelings, but if I did, present a
formal complaint to: als2.bth.popvicard.tm.ender.g_washington-high.edu
.
-Bob "I wanna mo-ped AND a fat woman" Smyth
.