To: als2@ix.netcom.com
Subject: zoology 101 (alpha-male response)
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> rambling account of how Bob Smyth rules Planet of the Apes,
> all strippers offer infinite mileage,
> and Bubba wanders around in a body condom to protect against
> nuke-u-lar fallout.

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>(She walks up to me in the mbt movie room)
>Her: You are NOT supposed to be doing that in here.
>(alpha-female attempt to establish domininance)

ALS: Then tell your friend to get off her knees and out
of the way so you can service my lap dancing needs.
(alpha-male response)

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-Bob "not ALS" Smyth
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