To: alt.sex.strip-clubs@anon.penet.fi
Subject: zoology 101 (Re-post)
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This is a re-post.  I think penet lost the orig.
That's okay, this one is a little better.

Low Mileage at mbt in SF
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I too have received a few Low Mileage laps at mbt in SF.
In fact I have received a single Low Mileage lap from Sabrina.

You need to approach the situation at mbt like an anthropologist
entering a remote South American Indian village.

Or if you prefer this analogy, like a zoologist trying to get
close to African Chimps so you can study them.

Or to really stretch it, like a chimp entering a village of
Jane Goodall wanna-be's in bikinis.

So, you settle into a comfortable viewing area and begin your
observations.

How do the women interact with the other chimps?  Do they just bounce
around for a couple minutes smacking their gum?  Or, do they
spend many minutes working "the grind".  Do they do special things
like, grooming the chimps?

So, that is the "observation" strategy.

I have also utilized the "$10" strategy.  This approach works
well if you have a Travelin' Man sized bank account.
Correction: a Travelin' Man sized bank account b4 Houston.

If I am approached by a stripper at mbt who I've not experienced
before, the "$10" strategy scenario goes like this:

(She walks up to me in the mbt movie room)
Her: You are NOT supposed to be doing that in here.
(alpha-female attempt to establish domininance)

Bob: Sorry your honor.  You take bribes?
(beta-male response)

Her: Yes Honey.
(alpha/beta linkup -- I love it when they call me Honey)

Bob: I liked your stage dance.  It made me want to get naked.
(Simple compliment)

Her: Oh, why thank youuuu.
(Maybe she's not so pushy after all)

Anyway if she works hard for the $10, I keep feeding her $$
and put her on my wish list.

If she asks for more after 60 seconds, I make a noise like a
Game Show buzzer and put her on the "thumbs-down" list.

The above strategy works well at mbt in SF.
I've heard that some cities (Houston for example) are a bit more
expensive.  So the $20 strategy might work better there, but I'm
drifting into pure speculation.

I LIKE the following mbt strippers:

Peaches, Jill (Asian), Jasmine, Kristine (Christine?), Indigo,
Danny Lee, Lola, Deseray (sp?)

I think <NAME DELETED BY REQUEST> does a great stage show.  She did give me a 
low mileage lap though.
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-Bob "I need a research grant" Smyth
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