To: alt.sex.strip-clubs@anon.penet.fi Subject: My Hair Piece --text follows this line-- josh@upx.net (J.Benkin) writes: >The Gals at the Strip joints want three things from men, money, money >and even more money!!!! But... Josh, I'm different. Girls look at me and they see more than just a walking wallet. I do have some redeeming qualities (let me think of some). Well.... There's my hair piece. Yes that's it. That makes me different. And... (I'm really thinking hard now). Well, I'll have to admit I am a Hairy Piece (of ass). But they don't mind too much; do they? Oh I give up. I wish I were 24 again. Gee Josh, thanks for popping my balloon. I hope someone pees on your parade (unless you like it). -Bob "Totally Deflated" Smyth