To: alt.sex.strip-clubs@anon.penet.fi Subject: Steve Martin --text follows this line-- My post about the kit kat smoking problem was not all that funny so I'll take a moment to steal a line from Steve Martin. Scene1: Bob "Tongue Hanging Out" Smyth is at the kit kat admiring Ali's Kat. Bob: "OOOhhhh... Ali. That looks tight." (I give her a $1) Next, an asshole customer sits next to Bob. He whips out his Marlboros. asshole customer: "She's got a nice cunt huh?, Mind if I smoke?" (most asshole smokers don't even ask) Bob: "Mind if I fart?" (Bob waves goodbye to Ali) -Bob "bye-bye" Smyth