To: alt.sex.strip-clubs@anon.penet.fi
Subject: The Sleepwear Dept.
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>           RE: LAP DANCES FROM "FRIENDS"....
>
>In my "real" life I have slept with many of my friends. 
>

I'm asleep in my jammys...
I'm dreaming peacfully...
Tucked in all tight...

I'm dreaming of Kat...
She's underneath flannel sheets...
On a foggy San Francisco night..

She stretches...
I pick up her scent...
I know that she is near...

She yawns...
She meows in her sleep...
She purrs in my ear...

The end.

-Bob "Nap Time" Smyth