To: alt.tv.x-files@anon.penet.fi Subject: In SF - There ought to be a law --text follows this line-- >alt.sex.strip-clubs >ASSC Man: >mbt and shorts 7 Jan 1996 14:44 >Organization: America Online, Inc. (1-800-827-6364) > >there is no federal law prohibiting admission when wearing shorts. The >Mbt manager told me it was a made up fraud. Instead, she said they >instituted the requirement because some of the dancers requested it. Bob Says: I think there should be a federal law. I think mbt ought to hire Agent Scully to enforce it in the private show area: Scully: Agent Scully, FBI (flashing her badge) Bob: Am I under arrest? Scully: No, What's your name? Bob: Bob Smyth. I'm the internet pajama man who is a "Legend in his own mind". Scully: Follow me Bob. (We enter the private show area) Scully: You have a ticket? Bob: I'll go get one. (I buy 1, I return) Scully: Are you aware of the Federal Law? Take of your shorts. Bob: They are not shorts. They are cut off pajamas. Scully: I'll be the judge of that. (I take them off) Scully: Nice boner Bob, You have a tip for me? (I give her a 20) > >i have been admitted to mbt more than 50 times in last 3 years wearing >shorts. >about 1/4 of the time, i get a lecture not to do it next time. just in >case, i leave a pair of long pants in my car. > Good Advice. If Fox Mulder gets bored, perhaps they could put him in charge of doing pubic hair inspections of the strippers in the flashlight room. -Bob "Agent Bob" Smyth