To: alt.sex.strip-clubs@anon.penet.fi
Subject: Dildo Lessons at mbt in SF
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Hello fans.

Due to some recent events in Bob's life he has had his
sex drive get all jacked up.

Hold it.  I am Bob.  I am not TM.  Switching to 1st person.

So anyway, I'm sitting in front of my terminal working on a 
shell script and all of a sudden I get a boner.  It kind of
surprised me; I'm almost 40.  Now what recent events would
cause me to get a boner at work?

None of your business.

I put on my plaid pajamas & drove vehicle #2 to SF.  It was an
uneventful drive since my jet car is in the shop.  I parked next to
Tommy's, walked to mbt, and coughed up a couple 20's.

I tried the oragami thing in NY live; the best I could do was
a $3 happy face for Cheyenne.  I was completely upstaged by a guy
tipping JACKSONS.  the economy must be good on his part of the planet.

I wandered into the movie room.

They had a nice 35 mm flick called "Naked Reunion" playing.
Once scene was really hot.
A young guy and a short haired brunette wearing a sundress
were getting it on.  He had her on her back with her dress
pulled up.  He was pumping her kinda hard and her tits were jiggling
back and forth.  She had her legs spread in a way that thrust her
pubic bone up for him (and me) to get a good look at it.

The camera work, the sounds, the facial expressions combined into
a nice erotic moment.

About that time I got a lapdance from Peaches.  She has a disposition
like honey.  Smooth and sweet.  Also she is quite gorgeous.
(Early twenties, 5'-6", Long blond hair, smooth skin, great muscles).

She gives a great lapdance.

We could not continue the sublime experience forever
because she had to run and get ready for the Green Door show.

I wandered over to a front-row seat at the show.

Before the show the anouncer said to me, "Will the man in the plaid
pants please keep his hands off of the curtain!"

I was only trying to get a peek.

Eventually they did raise the curtain and Peaches looked great in the
show with her Redhead partner.

After the show, I went into the movie room to watch more fucking.

A few minutes later, Peaches came in and gave me another lapdance.

She sold me on a private show in the Green Door room.

So, I followed her back.

For quite a few dollars more, she gave me one hell of a dildo show
about 4 inches away from my face.

After the dildo show, we chatted a bit.  I told her that I'm
Bob Smyth aka the "Plaid Pajama Man" on the internet.

I told her that yes, I am a famous strip-club connoseuier
(I wish I knew how to spell it).

I left out the part about me being famous only in my own mind.

She gave me permission to give you a good word about her.
(SAT question: name the subject and object in the above sentence.)

So she gives a great show and she is VERY nice.
Please treat her with respect and tip her well.

She works Tue, Wed, Thur evenings.

Tell her that "Pajama Man Bob" Sent you.

-Bob "connoseuier" Smyth