To: alt.sex.strip-clubs@anon.penet.fi
Subject: Bob Smyth at mbt in SF
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Just got back from mbt.

I got a great lap from a girl named Christine (or Kristine?) in the
movie room.

She had a wonderful light-grind.

When she was lapping me it kind of reminded me of a chef whipping up
meringue.  It was real light.  Also we chatted a bit which surprised
me.  In the past she seemed kind of distant, but she was definitely
in a good mood tonight.

She asked me about my ASS-C pin (but totally ignored my plaid pajamas).

I told her we are a computer club which talks about strip clubs.

I told her I would put in a good word for her if she wanted; 
she said, "Sure.  I'll see if my computer friend notices it."

So the word on Christine at mbt is "big thumbs up".
She is:
A strawberry blonde (long & curly).
Early twenties.
5-5"
Sweet smile.
Natural breasts.
Flat tummy.
Light skin (no tan lines which I could see).

She is doing green door on thurs 12/21 night.

I got a couple laps from another girl which were not as good.

They kind of reminded me of the Dan Quayle episode after the '89 shaker.

When he toured the Cypress 880 structure he said,  
"That thing got squashed 'flat as a pancake'".

A few people who lost loved ones in there got a bit upset.

So anyway, my Hard-on was not so hard and it got squashed 'flat as a pancake'
by this girl.

It kind of hurt, but I lived to tell about it.

Dan, if you are reading this, "thanks for the quote".

Oh a reminder: call 1-800-770-6110 to vote for either nc or mbt.
Or just use your modem to call 'em a few 1,000 times and jack up 
their phone bill.  They picked the wrong group to spam.

-Bob "Pancake" Smyth