To: alt.sex.strip-clubs@anon.penet.fi
Subject: nc vs mbt: vote at 1-800-770-6110
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>I'm here guys. Are you there?
Hold it, lemme put on my pj's.
I'm like that guy in the fantistic 4:
  Plaid On!

Yes, Bob is here.

>Dial TOLL FREE 1-800-770-6110.
>Call me up now and let's talk.

Can you say:
  "cron"?

Can you say:
  "modem"?

Can you say:
  "cron dialing modem over and over and over and over ..."

atdt1-800-770-6110 Its toll free!!
  
0,15,30,45 * * * * /home/bsmyth/flameTheSpam.sh > /tmp/yule.log 2>&1

-Bob "the UNIX nerd" Smyth

Ps:
about the nc vs mbt string:

I went to nc last friday.
I walk in and was INSTANTLY recognized.
I said, "Check's in the mail".

Then I noticed it was ALS, Bubba, Tiger, Rudeboy, Ender, Kat, Tikkie, ...
I relaxed :@)
Maybe they noticed my plaid jammas.

this was 1 rare event; I walk into a place & have instant friends.
I don't give a shit if the shag carpet has been worn down to linoleum.
I don't care if the juice bar is a pepsi machine.

I felt like I was part of something.

It was like a male-bonding thing.
Yes, a male-bonding thing but with girls!!

I like it; I'm going back.

And...

I like mbt.
I'm kind of anonymous there.

A typical scene in the movie room:
Bob Smyth in the 3rd row (center).
He has 1 eye on Rocco Siffredi "rammin it home" with some 19 year old
blonde walking wet-dream up on the Big Screen.
He has the other eye on Lola 1 row down bouncing on a tourist from NY.

Siffredi is getting ready to explode.

The tourist is at her mercy; he's got sweat streamin down the side of his 
face.  Lola has his hips doing more exercise than an entire aerobics class.

Bob is obviously very excited with all this sexual energy in the air.
He starts to manuever a rubber into position.

In walk a couple of tourists from Nebraska.

They think about sitting in Bob's row, but T1 whispers to T2,
"That guy in the plaid pants has his hand in his pants."
T2 replies,
"Might be 1-uh those sf fags.  Let's try the wall dancing room."

Jasmine walks in notices Bob all by himself.
She slinks over.
She says, "Company?"

Bob: "Yep, I'm a company man.  Let me give you a little somethun."

So, Bob likes to go to mbt for achieving the big O.

I'm not sure that nc is a good place for that.  All my firends there
might think I'm some kind of pervert.
Maybe I should check the LBB for a pervette?

-Bob "Plaid On!" Smyth

About the demo-graphic question.

Bob Smyth
Manager of Wal-mart
He says, "Come on over.  
We got a good deal on pajamas!!
We got a good deal on Trojans!!
At Wal-mart we save you money and teach you how to stand in line."

-Bob "Wal-mart" Smyth