To: alt.sex.strip-clubs@anon.penet.fi,alt.sex.escorts@anon.penet.fi
Subject: prostitution-lap dancing fantasy



To the thinning hair spammer:
you know, I'm not sure how Dancers get that "sparse look"
downstairs.  I think most of them shave or use thinning scissors.

Perhaps Kristen can tell us.

Anyway I was thinking more of this prostitution-lap dancing question.

I think some of the readers fantasize about the following:

Sayla, or Kat, or Kristen,
(not just some nameless girl)
Starts out with a wonderful strip-tease.

Once naked she steps down from the stage and starts a very light
contact lap dance (in my lap).  The guys are looking at this and
wondering, "WHY, did she pick him?  Those plaid pajama bottoms look
ridiculous and that guy is old enough to be her father."

My conversation with the dancer could revolve around how her thesis
discussed "Implementation of Simulated Annealing Algorithms in
Portfolio Management".  A good dancer needs to manage her portfolio,
right?  She is not going to rely on something simple like Quicken.
I'd hate for the babe in my dream to be a pea-brained bimbo.  If she
has an MBA from Stanford that would be a total turn-on.

Next, due to my alluring personality and rugged good looks she gets
aroused.

She yanks down my PJs and discovers I have no undies.  She compliments
me on the color of my rubber.  She mounts me reverse cowgirl style so
I can stroke her breasts and love button.  After about 10 minutes we
are both bathed in sweat from vigorous pelvic activity.  Then she has
an orgasm. And another.  And another.  After 45 minutes she gives me
permission to come, and I do.

So that is the abbreviated version (minus sound effects, scents,
applause and $1 tips).

Now that I'm getting older, I've discovered a subtle change in my
sexuality.  I find that fantasies sometimes are more of a turn on than
actual sex.  Also when I do engage in sexual activity, I tend to
fantasize.  When I was younger I often did the opposite.  I'd think
about a physics problem or something "un-sexy" to keep me from
immature ejaculation.

I doubt this fantasy will happen soon.

I guess 1 way I could get close is find a prostitute (with portfolio
management experience) who is willing to do a strip tease and a naked lap dance.

I live about 30 minutes south of SF.  Last time I was there, I looked
in the back of SF Weekly.  I noticed many ads from young ladies (I
hope they are young and I hope they are female) who might be willing
to accomodate me.  With Willie Brown focusing police power on "Serious
Crime" maybe I'll have an opportunity to engage in some "Serious Fun".

-Bob Smyth (almost old enough to be Kristen's Dad)