To: alt.sex.strip-clubs@anon.penet.fi Subject: The SF Party --text follows this line-- The Party ========= By Bob Smyth ============ X-Files ended at 10 (Scully is kinda cute huh?). I put on my soft flannel pants (no undies), jumped in the Bat Mobile (94 Black 300ZX Twin Turbo) and entered North bound 280 at Page Mill doing about 100mph. Traffic was light, I crossed the SF border in about 20 minutes. I parked next to Tommys Joynt. I entered the NC during the Delicious Set and noticed some changes: -Soda Machine -New chairs around the stage I introduced myself to ALS as "Lurker Bob". I met Bubba, and a few other guys. I noticed right away the girls are REALLY nice. I met Tikki. She told me how the ALS birthday cake turned into part of her show; I wished I woulda seen it. I met Mia (who reminds of a hard-body at the Kit-Kat) and a few others. ALS said that icing was flying every where! Everyone seemed to be having a great time. It was a true party atomosphere. I like the movie they had goin. The DJ said it was "Asian Appetite". Once scene was real good. Some black guy with a giant wanger getting it on with a petite, pretty asian girl. They spent about 15 minutes teasing each other before he started gettin IT wet. I didnt want to get a lap dance yet because that fuck scene had my libido a hummin. I didn't want to "loose it" yet. After awhile I headed on over to MBT. I coughed up the $35 and started wandering around. Some of the girls are very delictable but not real friendly. I spent quite awhile in the front row of ny-live. I wandered over to the platform overlooking the green door room. One of the bitchy ones started getting fucked by a giant double dildo in the green door room. That was kind of a turn on. A blond girl had the bitchy one's knees up by her EARS and her butt in the air. The blond girl was kind of squatting on the double dildo and pushing it into the other girl. That lasted about 5 minutes then I wandered back to ny-live. Jill had a real good stage show and so did Dusty. I headed into the Movie Room which is by far my most favorite place to get a lap dance. It's less public than NC or MBT-ny-live. I don't feel self concious if I start stroking the tool to get it ready for a condom. Of course I dont whip it out; I do it discreetley (sp?). Also, I just don't do it near the aisles where guys tend to stand around so they can scope the girls. Any way the movie scene was Peter North and a cute brunette. She spent about 10 minutes getting him hard with a wet-sloppy blow job. He sure does have a big dick. They get into a 69 and then the screen shows one real yummy looking cunt. Peter looked like he was in heaven. He was getting that thing totally covered with saliva. Next thing I know, A cute Babe is standing over me. She says in a stern voice, "WHAT are you doing!" "uh... I'm just watching the movie." She says, "It looks like you need some help." I whip out $10. She turns around and starts wavin that tight butt of hers in my face. Then it starts to lower. I quickly un-tuck my shirt. Her butt slides down my bare belly and keeps goin south. Next thing I know, she's got her crotch pressed lightly against my hard-on. I look up at the screen. The cute brunette has just mounted Peter North. She's bouncing all around and he's got his mitts all over her perky little tits. He's so big though it looks like she can only get about 3/4 of his pole into her tight little twat. After awhile the inside of my condom is quite slippery. She has figured this out. She has her cunt pressed against me just right. Usually in this position I do some thrusting but not now. I dont want to move. I just got here I don't want to come yet. Desiree has other ideas though. She puts my hands on her thighs. She uses her thighs to hover her bikini clad vagina on my dick. Her thighs are almost solid muscle. Then she started to "stroke" me with her vulva. I lasted about 3 minutes. Oh well, it was getting late. If I were ALS's age, I'm sure it would just be the beginning of the night. We can't all be the "Strip Club Stud". I left MBT about 1 am with 1 cooked noodle. I fired up the rocket, maneuvered it to the nearest south bound 101 on ramp and blasted off. They were doing road work on 101 I got on 280 S. bound. I stopped at Sneath Lane for more fuel. Then, an interesting scene at 280 & 92; I've got it in 5th; I'm listening to Yuppie Elevator music on kksf, and a pair of lights come up on my rear real fast. He slows down; I look over; its some kinda 911 type Porsche. I down shift to 4th; punch it and get the turbos spinning. Extra 0-2 mixes with the new fuel and we have a nice race goin on. He was a maniac though. Eventually I upshifted to 5th and checked the speedometer: 120mph. I figure, "I'm almost 40; I gotta nother 40 years till death; don't push it. I let him go." Dollars & sense? nc=$12@ the door stage shows=$15 mbt=$35@ the door stage shows=$10 Lap Dance=$10 (I recommend her) Fuel=$20 I'm home now. Safe & sound. time to sleep.... -Bob Smyth